Alchemy the Hair Salon

I honestly can’t tell if I despise these kids out of pure jealousy or if I love them for being so incredibly cool beyond their years or understanding. Clearly they didn’t intend to, but these tots look uncannily like Dolce & Gabbana male models a la the Fall 2004 ad campaign. Pure perfection. They were just hanging out in the salon, being all cool and raising a little hell. And where did they get that incredible hair?! I was so mesmerized by their coolness that I almost offered them a beer. Tell me you’re not jealous of these 2 little dudes(?).

Whaaaaaat?!

<3 Alchemy

If you didn’t already know, Alchemy’s own “tallest dude in Orlando”, Dennis Matesic is fire grilling pizzas at local watering holes! And I say this in total honesty they are f&$@#ing awesome! All made to order hot off the grill… Literally! And for the price of a drink you get a kick-ass sized personal pizza. See the flyer for details. This just in: LOLA Pizza can also be had @ Redlight Redlight on Friday nights! Go get some pizza and then some wienery beer to wash it down! See y’all there… <3

As if you didn’t see this coming from a mile away, ex-Alchemite Josh Erickson has officially returned not only from Portland but to Alchemy! The homeland’s call was just too powerful. So after all the “fun” and games of Oregon, and a short stint in the punk retirement community of Gainesville, Josh is now back on the front lines of the Alchemy party. Here to take your calls and make your appointments, surely with his usual beleaguered air and quirky idiosyncrasies, Josh is again part of this elite family of badasses. And word on the streets is that he, Dennis, and Juice (Shawn McCarthy) are all moving into a house together and they’re calling it the “Tall Ass Dudes House”.  Much better than the nomenclature of their previous abode… Stop by and and throw a pie in his face!

A face only a mother could love… Welcome back Josh.